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w00t!

all good - keep em coming!

oh yeah, now that you remind me, ever since the dawn of time (or ever since i started using the internet) people have said "w00t", and i have never known, or thought to ask of, it's meaning. Could you please explain it chris, as you brought it up! Very Happy
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it's something wheelchair users say if you offer them a push
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w00t!

all good - keep em coming!

oh yeah, now that you remind me, ever since the dawn of time (or ever since i started using the internet) people have said "w00t", and i have never known, or thought to ask of, it's meaning. Could you please explain it chris, as you brought it up! Very Happy



Well...

wikipedia is your friend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W00t

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The term "w00t" (pronounced, and sometimes spelled, "woot"; IPA pronunciation: [wuːt]) is a slang interjection used to express happiness or excitement, most often expressed via the Internet. The expression has been used in Usenet posts [1], multiplayer computer games (especially first-person shooters), the IRC and SILC chat protocols, instant messages, weblogs, and web forums, and even spoken aloud. It is considered as leet speak (l337).

Additionally, w00t is sometimes spelled wut or whut. Although, whut maybe a stand-in for what. (i.e; "whut r j00 talking bout")

w00t was popularly used during team-based play on the game "Counter-Strike", and stood for "We Own (pwnd) Other Team".

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Wow!

That's my only response to the above.

I never realised there was so much to w00t!

I'm humbled.
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i'm sticking with my definition, seeing as chris is the only person ive ever heard say it, IRL!
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Paul wrote:
i'm sticking with my definition, seeing as chris is the only person ive ever heard say it, IRL!


that is also true Wink

trust me...

I WAS IN A WHEEL CHAIR FOR 2 YEARS!!!

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A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.
"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.
"No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?"
"Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.

He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked.

"Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.
"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.
"No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"
"Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.

Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?"
"Five dollars," was the familiar response.
"I'll take that too!" the man said.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,
"Why are your prices so cheap?"

The salesman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!"
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What do you do when you come across your boss at work?

Wipe it off and say you're sorry!
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What do you do when you come across your boss at work?

Wipe it off and say you're sorry!


i liked... 5 star rating for that one!
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haha thanks a lot! it's such a simple joke, but so effective! Smile
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What do Rangers FC have in common with a 3-pin plug?
They're both useless in Europe
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Roses are red
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Irish guy goes to the doctors and says can you give me something for me wind?

So the doctor gave him a kite.

This didnt help, so the doctor re-examined him and told him to walk 10 miles a day. A week goes by and the Irishman rings him up and says, I'm 70 miles from home what do I do now!?
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Tale of an Irish Sausage.





Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will Be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all For free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any More of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the Third pub
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2 men and an irishman are all drinking on top of the empire state building. After several beers first man says “these beers give you super human powers”



the Irishman say “don’t be daft will ye! Prove it!”



the first man leaps of the building and starts flying in circles and lands back on the building.



The Irishman is amazed “how’d you do that!?”



the first man replies, “I told you, it’s the magic of the beer! Try it for yourself!” the Irishman thinks for a second and in his drunken state leaps of the empire state building to his death!



The second man turns to the first man and says



“you’re a right b@st@rd when u’ve been drinking superman!”
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