| therealjoebloggs wrote: |
| Andriy, pearler it might have been, but you're not breaking any goal-scoring records at the Bridge are you? I was wondering whether your recent goal drought is giving you any grief. I mean, I would be worried if that fast food-eating-fatty from the Cote d'Ivoire was stealing my thunder! |
Yeah, you're not wrong
therealjoebloggs.
The only scoring I've been doing lately is from John Terry's dealer!
I can only put the lack of goals down to Jose's system and adjusting to your English game.
But I pray you'll hold judgement until the end of the season.
As for Drogba, what's that all about?
I don't know how many seasons he's been at the Bridge, but from what I can gather he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!
So then I sign and all of a sudden he's as potent as a split condom, making me look like a right clot!
Anyway, he shouldn't even be there.
When Mr. Abramovich first tapped me up about a move to Chelsea, back on his yacht in March, he told me Drogba had been sold to Man United.
Oh yeah, he showed me a picture and everything to reassure me.
So when I turn up in the summer and see the fat bastard here, I wondered what the hell was going on.
Turns out, the picture was of Louis Saha with dreads!
I couldn't believe it! Well they all look the same to me.
I confronted Mr. Abramovich about it and he said it was just a bit of multi-billionaire humour!
Then he told me to piss off and play or else he'd send the boys round.
It's a tough learning curve but I'm getting there.
Keep the faith,
Andriy x
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Wow, what a mansion!
Probally not the hardest when you can see people's IP address
