Happy Christmas and New Year, suckers!

Taken from the BBC Sport website:

"Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko is furious at reports that he has become an unsettling influence at the club.

"I am being made a scapegoat for things that have nothing to do with me... I have been attacked from all sides but I intend to carry on. I will grit my teeth. I am not a quitter I just want to be kept out of the politics.""


Trouble in paradise, eh?
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"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear"
-Mark Twain

and to you JBL.

I don't know what you're on about Joe.
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"For when the one great scorer comes to write against your name, he writes not that you won or lost but how you played the game"

TTFE Poolmania Champion 2011!

That's right, I'm back!
You thought I was finished but now I'm back in the side and scoring like a moe-foe!

Ballack's got the right hump though. The lads keep calling him 'Bollock'! You heard it here first.

As for being an unsettling influence at the club, it's all bullcrap! The only thing unsettling at Chelsea at the moment is the caterers.
They did these Egg Mayonnaise sandwiches after the cup game the other week; I ended up on the bench for a fortnight with a bad case of the shits!

Don't worry about me though. I love me old mukka Roman, lovin' Jose at the mo and of course you guys.

Andriy x

P.S. What’s this you won a game?!
Amazing!
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Wow, what a mansion!

and to you JBL.
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Wow, what a mansion!